October 30th, 2008 03:44pm

Is there a doctor in the house?

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A band named OBGYN playing Halloween night – it’s every woman’s nightmare. But back in the early ’90s, the guys in the band were a big hit with the ladies – while doing everything they could to emulate them. Picture five dudes in drag – the singer in sequins and a baseball hat – playing ’80s girl-band hits like “I Want Candy,” “Walk Like An Egyptian,” “We Got the Beat,” “99 Red Balloons” and “Voices Carry.” Together … Read More »
October 29th, 2008 02:02pm

Watch Horror Films, Keep America Strong!

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I realize this is totally last minute, but the Rialto is screening homegrown Halloween horror tonight, bringing in Petaluma filmmaker Tom Wyrsch and his documentary (hold your breath for the longwinded title): “Watch Horror Films, Keep America Strong: A Journey into Creature Features.” It’s a campy trip through the heyday of the popular KTVU weekend show “Creature Features” that ran from 1971 to 1984, hosted by the dry, bespectacled Bob Wilkins and later John Stanley. Here’s a … Read More »
October 24th, 2008 01:43am

Real men wear lederhosen

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See the Daniel Benzali lookalike in the photo? Imagine if his arm was straight out from his body at a 90-degree angle and he was holding a massive German stein filled to the brim with hefeweizen. Think it might get heavy after awhile? Think you might wanna start chugging? Think again. You gotta keep holding on. One metric litre = a cinder block. Sweat pours down the back of your neck. Biceps spasm. … Read More »
October 22nd, 2008 04:04pm

Review: The Exiles

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One of the best reviewed movies of the year is an obscure last gasp of a film that fell through the cracks and never scored a commercial release – nearly 50 years ago. When director Kent Mackenzie set out to shoot “The Exiles” in 1958, he already knew his Native American subjects well – a band of reservation castaways making a go of it in Los Angeles’ rundown Bunker Hill district. Over the next three years, … Read More »
October 21st, 2008 07:54pm

Team Santa Rosa rolls over Soapbox Races

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Just in case you were not one of the 100,000 road-rash fans swarming the Red Bull Soapbox Races Saturday afternoon at San Francisco’s Dolores Park, here’s a quickie recap: Cop-a-Snack, the team from Santa Rosa led by Richard Kirby of Kirby Construction and driver York Saccomanno, made us proud. Rolling a giant pink fiberglass doughnut down Dolores St., Saccomanno dodged Sally Alley, took the big fat mid-course jump with gusto even biffing “on purpose” in front of … Read More »
October 18th, 2008 05:51am

The Sly Review

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By 10 p.m., the crowd was already restless when the emcee came out to tell everyone, “Consider yourselves a part of history. You can tell your grandkids you saw Sly and the Family Stone.” To appease any doubters, he added: “I got news for you: Sly is in the building!” Most of the 750 people on hand didn’t know how amazing that was, considering Sly had just flown into the San Francisco … Read More »
October 16th, 2008 02:39am

Really Sly’s first Bay Area show in 30 years?

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By now you’ve probably seen the flyers promoting Sly and the Family Stone’s “first Bay Area performance in over 30 years!” Friday night at the Wells Fargo Center. Really? Sure the dude was a helluva recluse, but Sly and the Family Stone haven’t played the Bay Area since 1978? That’s funny – then what were the Merc and Chron reviewing back in July, 2007 when Sly and the Family Stone played San Jose? … Read More »
October 12th, 2008 05:26pm

Video: ZZ Top crashes Whiskerino?

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Seasons ago, it was a harvest fair tradition. Flush with the bounty of the fields, men lined up to show off their corn, pumpkins, grapes and whatever they’d been growing on their face all year long. Symbols of male virility: the beard, the moustache, the goat and chops. As man evolved, so did his face fur: The Jesus. The Stalin. The Ghandi. The Dali. The Zappa. The John Waters. The … Read More »
October 9th, 2008 08:10pm

Nick Twisp (finally) ready for his close-up

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Imagine a cheeky, pimply 14-year-old Holden Caulfield – but way more obsessed with sex (which he’s never had) and his father’s latest bimbo and his Francophile girlfriend – and you have Nick Twisp, the hormone-charged star of six comic novels by Sonoma County author C.D. Payne. After years of film rights speculation, the 1993 book that kicked off the series, “Youth in Revolt: The Journals of Nick Twisp,” is finally getting the Hollywood treatment. So who’s the … Read More »
October 8th, 2008 07:24pm

Ladies: Time to Flash the ‘Stache

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On Sunday, while tripping around Golden Gate Park at the phenomenal Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival — somewhere between listening to Elvis Costello raise The Dead and trying to listen to Iron and Wine brainchild Sam Beam’s sotto voce lyrics, unintelligible more than 25 yards away — I ran into a girl with a mustache… …which triggered a flashback: At the very same park, only months before at the Outside Lands Festival, I was assaulted by … Read More »